I THOUGHT I WAS A HOCKEY PLAYER NOT A HOOKER

kareenvorbarra:

catmeleon:

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

akuicnhialic:

noura-pal:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

uchihasavior:

[[ A riveting tale! ]]

is anyone awake? i could really talk to someone right now.